{"id":842,"date":"2008-03-15T18:52:24","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T16:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/842"},"modified":"2008-03-15T18:52:24","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T16:52:24","slug":"jack-in-the-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/842","title":{"rendered":"Jack in the box"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\"><strong>Location<\/strong>: a Jack in the box.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Omry<\/strong>: I want meal number 5.<br \/>\n<strong>Girl at counter<\/strong>: Okay, anything else?<br \/>\n<strong>Omry<\/strong>: No.<br \/>\n<strong>Girl at counter<\/strong>: What's your name?<br \/>\n<strong>Omry<\/strong>: Omry.<br \/>\n<strong>Girl at counter<\/strong>: ehhh&#8230; Mike?<br \/>\n<strong>Omry<\/strong>: Sigh&#8230; Mike.<br \/>\n<strong>Girl at counter<\/strong>: LOL.<\/div>\n<p>\u05dc\u05d0 \u05de\u05e1\u05ea\u05d3\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e2\u05dd \u05d4\u05e9\u05dd \u05e9\u05dc\u05d9, \u05d4\u05d0\u05de\u05e8\u05d9\u05e7\u05d0\u05d9\u05dd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Location: a Jack in the box. Omry: I want meal number 5. Girl at counter: Okay, anything else? Omry: No. Girl at counter: What's your name? Omry: Omry. Girl at counter: ehhh&#8230; Mike? Omry: Sigh&#8230; Mike. Girl at counter: LOL. \u05dc\u05d0 \u05de\u05e1\u05ea\u05d3\u05e8\u05d9\u05dd \u05e2\u05dd \u05d4\u05e9\u05dd \u05e9\u05dc\u05d9, \u05d4\u05d0\u05de\u05e8\u05d9\u05e7\u05d0\u05d9\u05dd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/firefang.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}